How To Clean Up Spilt Poppers

How to clean spilt poppers

So, you've split your bottle of poppers, and now you're wondering how to clean it from your lovely floor. Liquid in your bottle of poppers causes discolouration but the odour can often leave a residue (as i'm sure you're currently aware if you are reading this). We wanted to test some popular methods of cleaning up poppers properly, and this is what we found works best.

Our Research

When researching the best way to clean up spilt poppers we found lots of conflicting information online. To reach a clear answer we decided to test it out for ourselves. For our test we collected carpet samples in different shades and applied the same amount of poppers in each sample. I do want to stress that even though we used carpets in our research, the methods we’ve found work universally on all floor types. Each test was done in the same way, using the same methods to keep our research findings consistent. This guide we will aim to provide you step by step of the processes that we found best to clean up split poppers.

Acting with immediacy (post-spilt poppers) 

The most significant point we found in our experiment was that the quicker you are to act on ventilating and blotting the area, the easier the spillage and fumes are to deal with. So, make sure to open any windows or doors to allow for ventilation. If the fumes are too strong, leave the room before you start properly resolving the issue. Starting off with this step first reduces the vapour and means you’ll have a safer and more comfortable clean up -  as I found out the hard way. 

Soaking up your Spilt Poppers

Once the room is ventilated, it's time to deal with the poppers directly. During our research, blotting was found to be the most effective method of soaking up the liquid directly. A dry rag or equivalent would be the best way of soaking up the poppers on your carpet, not rubbing it in. Using a little elbow grease to rub the spillage is actually more detrimental to your cleaning Rubbing out the spillage also means you're spreading it out further into your carpet or flooring. 

Nitrites often can discolour surfaces if left untreated. Meaning the quicker you are to act in resolving your popper spill, the more likely you are to minimize damage. This was echoed in our findings, as none of our test carpets discoloured after being blotted within a minute of the test. It is important to note this applies to all surfaces that an accident could possibly occur on, spillages aren't discriminatory!

What to clean your Popper Spill with? 

After the area has been ventilated and blotted, we recommend cleaning the popper spill with warm soapy water and warm soapy water only. Repeat after me! do not use harsh chemical cleaners. These chemicals (such as bleach) can often exacerbate damage or have an adverse reaction with the contents of the bottle. Similarly, If you are unsure about cleaning this way, having a worse reaction. We recommend testing a small area first, such as we did. In our test, the soapy water significantly reduced fumes. 

Odour Control and Disposal

The smell is still there?! And you’ve got shit to do!

So, the smell of the poppers are still present even after you've followed this guide. Well, you're in luck! There's a few methods of neutralising the odour. The most common neutralising methods are powders (hear me out) - baby powder or baking soda. Adding one of these powders directly to the area of the spillage once should take up the odour. From the tests we conducted, we found baby powder was found to be more effective than baking soda in getting rid of the smell - but both can be used in a pinch. 

It is also important to note, make sure your floor is dry before you use these powders! Putting them on a wet carpet will mean they will clump up and be a pain to clean, and trust me it was not a fun cleanup. Doing it dry also means you can hoover or sweep up the powder once it has neutralised the smell

Now, you've finally got to the easiest part. The disposal. If you've followed this guide properly you should have a lovely clean floor but a very strong smelling popper rag. Fortunately, this is much easier to dispose of than getting a new carpet. To get rid of it, find an old disposable bag, as long as it's airtight it should be fine to get rid. In our own test, we used zip lock bags that you could find in your kitchen and they worked a treat. As long as your bin doesn't smell of Dumb Bitch Juice, you've disposed of the affected items properly!


Preventing Further Spillages 

The best general advice we can give to deal with an issue such as this is to ultimately prevent it happening first, rather than having to clean it up. Preventative measures can be many things:

  • Making sure to keep open bottles upright during use. 

  • Storing them not in a precarious place   

  • Tightly screwing the bottle back up after usage.

On top of these, we would also recommend our Super Sniffers to allow for less spillages when the bottle lids are open and in use. Your floors will thank me later!

Revisitation - For The Major Spills & Smells

So, about a week after writing this blog I actually experienced an issue where an entire bottle spilt onto my carpet during an unfortunate session. Now I know what you're thinking - Why don't you just do exactly what you've told us up top? 

 Well here's the issue, I found out the hard way (obviously) that the method up top only really works for the minor spills. Fortunately, I found a way of getting rid of particularly large popper spills, that works with the other steps of this blog: 

Using standard carpet cleaner - Something that you'd be able to find in your local shop is often a carpet spray/cleaner (for the UK gooners I found mine in B&M). After I completed all the other steps I noticed it still smelt quite bad. So the first thing I did was get a carpet cleaner and followed the instructions that it had on the side - which significantly reduced the smell.

Using a carpet freshener - After I used the carpet cleaner I noticed the smell did still linger slightly. Not bad, or widespread, but still lingered in my room. So the final step I took was getting some standard carpet freshener (again something you could find at B&M or Walmart) and following the instructions on the side again. After doing this the smell was finally gone!

 


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